• *first day at new school*
  • teacher: tell us a little about yourself!
  • me: Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today

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supergrohl:

before you go out do u ever ask yourself if u look threatening enough like do people know im punk

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how-wry-innocence:

brutalfuckingmetal:

Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap

What makes this for me is the url.

(Source: cuntoxica)

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durnesque-esque:

farorescourage:

italicizedkurt:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

adreamofmirrors:

thosebowleggedhunters:

zeromorph:

#his expression and the lighting makes him look like a chicken loving supervillain (via)
would you say it looks like he’s… up to something fowl?

*groans loudly*

Wonder if he’s popular with the chicks.

with a cock like that? of course!


*GROANS LOUDLY*

Puns like this really ruffle my feathers.

durnesque-esque:

farorescourage:

italicizedkurt:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

adreamofmirrors:

thosebowleggedhunters:

zeromorph:

#his expression and the lighting makes him look like a chicken loving supervillain (via)

would you say it looks like he’s… up to something fowl?

*groans loudly*

Wonder if he’s popular with the chicks.

with a cock like that? of course!

*GROANS LOUDLY*

Puns like this really ruffle my feathers.

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hazshires:

thecomedyreliefcharacter:

mssecondopinionson:

a friendly tip: if you feel the urge to self harm get an ice cube and hold it in your hand for a while. it relieves the compulsion in a less destructive way. therapists have used this with their patients and i have tried it myself it works pretty well

Okay wow this is now my favourite post on Tumblr. Signal boost into infinity.

My mom’s a therapist and she recommends this to people all the time

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king-in-yellow:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

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m3mphis-may-fire:

I hate when there is just that one shirt you want to wear and no other shirt will be good enough and you just can’t find it. 

(Source: infiinite3scape)

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shaeliveswell:

Me for the rest of my life … 

shaeliveswell:

Me for the rest of my life … 

(Source: megg-mcmuffin)

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hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

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stability:

sniffing:

finally beating a level you were stuck on for hours

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getting stuck on the next level

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